Thalassa Justice (@sirensballad)

THIS WIKI ENTRY HAS SO MANY SPOILERS I BEG OF YOU PLEASE DON'T READ THROUGH THIS IF YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED AA4 ESPECIALLY"Thalassa Justice (formerly known as Thalassa Gramarye), also known as Lamiroir, is an absolute chaotic badass. She can sing, do magic tricks, protect her kids, and start a cat fight when needed."Her writer, Rhianne (@clavpollo), has no idea what she is doing. All she knows is that she must balance the scales of politeness and feralness, while being sweet to The Only Man Ever, Jove Justice.

The former handle of this account was @sirenofthebitch, but the mun decided to change it, as it was not fitting for this character that she grew attached to.

Personality
Thalassa is a respectful and caring person, and makes it a point to check up on the people she loves. She talks using a poetic and formal language, which makes her chaotic tweets funnier. She's a loving wife and a wonderful mom who deeply cares about her children.''' Fuck Capcom. ''' She treats everyone she meets with kindness and a whiff of elegance, but when faced with bastards who hurt her family, she goes apeshit and tends to start an argument. There is nothing scarier than a mother's wrath, and Capcom's headquarters has seen the worst of it.

She may be ready to fight anyone who messes with the people she loves, but she's much more lenient when dealing with people who have personally hurt her. Her interactions with Valant Gramarye are a prime example of this, as when he was still alive and bladderless, she had offered to visit him in prison and bake him cookies. She still sees him as the scum of the earth (as seen through her finding humor in his evaporation), but Thalassa could never truly hate the people who were once her family.

History
(UNDER CONTRUCTION PLEASE GIVE ME TIME I HAVE LIKE,,,, 9 CHAPTERS OF CHAOS TO WRITE HERE)

Early AARP Life
@sirenofthebitch was created on the 7th of May, a Tuesday that the mun will never forget. It was the most chaotic shit she has ever experienced in the field of rp, and she immediately regretted this because of the inevitable SOJ spoilers.

Due to the writer of this account being a dumbass and wanting this account to be a pure crack account, Thalassa's early tweets are very cringe worthy and will be deleted soon. (Death metal Lamiroir? Haha no.) Her early tweets are also full of distasteful profanities such as the word "shit". In later months, the mun has learned to limit her potty mouth, as Thalassa is too good for this world and the mun was bored when choosing their first muse.

In the past, the mun tweeted in Borginian (which was actually wingdings made through this website) to keep the image of a mysterious foreign singer, as seen in Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney. Even the first tweet on this account was written in the fictional language. All tweets used to be shitpost material, but the AARP community helped the account grow from a place for dead memes, to a place where they can find a warm and kind soul.

A Change in Genre: Death Ballads
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Rescuing Machi
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Bitter Family Relations
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Rescuing Kay
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The Pisscourse
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From Gramarye to Justice
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A Magic Trick Gone Awry
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Meeting Hatsune Miku
Thalassa is an award winning songstress, who has been invited to more than 50 countries around the world. During her visit to one of her concert venues, she had the honor to meet God Herself, Hatsune Miku. She took a quick selfie and tweeted her disbelief. She and her very cute husband Jove, panicked. They were both very big fans of the legendary Hatune Miku, and a meeting like this would only happen once in a lifetime.

When she turned around, Thalassa and Jove panicked even more. Jove had to hold his wife, as she was feeling faint for the third time that day. Dhurke Sahdmadhi, however, flexed his very impressive muscles and saved these two disasters from flailing about. As soon as Dhurke arrived, he had his bicep signed by Miku. While Dhurke talked to the legendary singer, Thalassa and Jove talked if it was appropriate to have their belongings signed too. (Namely, Thalassa's bracelet and Jove's guitar). After building up courage for the past hours or so, Thalassa finally had Hatsune Miku sign her bracelet. Miku signed the bracelet in comic sans, a clear show of her humility as one of the pioneers of the music industry.

It was one of the best days of Thalassa's life, and she is forever grateful to our lord and savior, Hatsune Miku.

The Dhurke Sahdmadhi Fan Club
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Present Day
She's currently on tour in Europe, hence her inactivity on twitter. As soon as her tour ends, she promises to be more active on the site, as she dearly misses her family. No matter what happens, she is a mom making a difference and she will rule the world.

Jove Justice (@justice_jove)
Jove is absolute love of her life. The writer has not played Ace Attorney: Spirit of Justice yet, so their first encounter was the most awkward thing on the planet. Thankfully, they're past that and they're happily together again. Thalassa loves Jove with all of her heart, and would do anything to protect him. There isn't a day when these two love birds don't flirt on the timeline and make their kids want to leave twitter dot com. Thalassa makes it a point to protect Jove whenever someone threatens and or hurts him, and it always ends with him cheering her on and telling her to stay safe. She likes teasing him sometimes, as she loves how expressive and adorable he is.

Zak Gramarye (various)
Thalassa hates Zak with every fiber of her being. When the writer is bored, she likes taunting Zak in her tweets, asking him to show himself so she could beat him up. Whenever a Zak appears, she always makes it a point to argue with him about their past. She wants closure between them and Troupe Gramarye, but that's always difficult when the mere sight of his face upsets her. Thalassa refuses to acknowledge him as her husband, and repeatedly states that Jove is the only husband she has.

Valant Gramarye (@bitchalakazam)
Honestly?? She hates him as much as she hates Zak, but when Valant showed signs of wanting to redeem himself, Thalassa tried her best to help him. This involved visiting him in prison and baking him cookies despite his horrible tendency to piss on others. She is cold towards him at times, but she dearly misses the days when everything was alright in Troupe Gramarye. She mourned his death silently, and wishes that she could have done better. Alas, nothing will erase the way he and Zak treated her as a prize in their teenage years.

Apollo Justice(s) (various)
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Trucy Wright
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Machi Tobaye
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Dhurke Sahdmadhi (@defiantdragon69)
Dhurke is the absolute best chaotic best friend a woman could ever have. He's the boyfriend of her husband, Jove, but that only makes things better! They like causing chaos and being badass, but Dhurke has mentioned that he finds Thalassa terrifying at times. Thalassa cares about Dhurke a lot, and makes sure to check up on him when he feels low. She sees him as a dependable man, and she's forever grateful for everything he's done for her family.

Kay Faraday (@K4ADAY)
Kay is Thalassa's adopted daughter. She sees her as a selfless and kind young lady who will grow up to be someone great. Kay affectionately calls Thalassa "Music Mom", and honestly, it's the cutest thing in the world. She wholeheartedly support's Kay's random bouts of chaos, and tends to lend a hand when things get too dangerous.