Valant Gramarye (@bitchalakazam)

Valant Gramarye
Valant Gramayre is the worst fucking thing ever made by mun Luna (@Kunetsukki.) He makes constant piss jokes, and he's thankfully retired (For Now.)

Early life.
Valant Gramarye is born the 6th of May, because Luna is a fucking fool and wanted people to dump on Valant like people dumped on Zak. He used to be a homophobic self identifying incel bottom  but he accepted he was bisexual on the 14th of May.

Prison Arson Arc.
On the same day he came out as bisexual, he committed arson and subsequently got Ahlbi Ur'Gaid (@ahlbiyourguide) arrested in suspicion of this crime. A trial ensued, which was suspended because Jesus Fucking Christ This Should Never Be Attempted Again. Valant goes in a very sad episode after realizing that following Zak's footsteps was fucking stupid. Valant is almost redeemed thanks to the repeated efforts of Thalassa (@sirenofthebitch) but it never comes to pass.

He also visits IHOP while he is a fugitive. He is finally arrested thanks to Furio and Ahlbi. on the 25th of May.

Piss Chronicles Arc.
On the 27th of May, the worst thread on earth was made. Furio Tigre (@swingingtiger) and Kay Faraday (@K4ADAY) go to beat up Valant, just after he got thrown in the same cell as Kristoph Gavin and became a Fortnite gamer, but tragedy struck when Furio glomped Valant and his safety plan was put into motion. Given that the ammount of piss unleashed was too big, Kristoph's cell was quarantined and Valant lost his bladder as a result.

Life Without A Bladder.
While short lived, Valant did do something at the loss of his bladder. Mainly, he established a rivalry with newfound piss master Luke Atmey (@AtmeyTxt) and, ironicly, called him out for being gross.

Juicing Tragedy.
On the 2nd of June, Valant got juiced. (by @nickwrighttxt) He then dies.

He cancels Kristoph for being a bad roommate, too. But he does get his bladder back.

Pissing on the Moon.
He pisses on the moon.

Hoes were mad, too.

It became a copypasta, ultimately.

AARP: Endgame.
He came back from the dead arbitrarily because Luna was bored. But he came back as a piss god.

He subsequently pisses both Furio Tigre and [https://twitter.com/bitchalakazam/status/1144435242603884545?s=20 Simon Blackquill. ]

Before he was able to piss half of humanity, Rayfa Padma (@plumedprincess) and Mike Meekins (@megameekins) banished him hopefully forever.