Wocky Kitaki (@foxthuglyfe)

(this is a big work in progress i am polishing this feral boy off)


 * On April 19th, 2019, Twitter user Lyra @suncrysts (they/them pronouns) supposedly made the account @foxthuglyfe for the Ace Attorney character Wocky Kitaki (please note, the link for Wocky's name goes to the Ace Attorney wiki page, which does contain spoilers for his case! So proceed with caution). However, it does seem that the character has a will of his own and cannot be contained. Wocky is known for acting as his self proclaimed "feral " self. Despite his impulsive and sometimes childish nature, Wocky has made many a friend on Twitter, and has come to love his time spent there.

Tie-ins and distinctions with Ace Attorney canon lore

 * While Lyra likes to play fast and loose with the Ace Attorney lore, they do also like to boast that they know a great deal about it despite never really proving this fact. Regardless, this wiki article is about Wocky. Understand going forward, there will likely be references to parts of Wocky's case that will spoil it if you have yet to play it and/or the Apollo Justice game, so you have been warned. 


 * Some references made to Wocky's case include things like the bullet that was lodged in his heart, Apollo Justice being his lawyer (and subsequently getting him a 'Not Guilty' verdit), his family quitting the yakuza lifestyle to instead persue the lifestyle of bakers in order to make 'clean money' to get the life saving surgery for Wocky to remove the bullet from his chest, as well as Wocky's trademark attitude and vague speech style. Lyra has taken this lore and extrapolated on it, seeing as Wocky appeared in one case and has yet to appear again in any other following Ace Attorney video games.


 * Located here is the thread containing thoughts that Lyra has on Wocky's character that are considered headcanons. Wocky is unaware these exist.

Early life
Wocky is known for having said the following about his birth:

"'i was born feral. i was born foamin' at the fuckin mouth i can't help that!!!!!! u come towards the feral lookin punk ass teen, mouth foamin', who's RLLY to blame there ?"

Shaving his eyebrows off

 * Eyebrows.png

Right after joining Twitter, Wocky wanted to look cool. In order to do so, he tried to think of what would be the best course of action. He came to the conclusion that shaving his eyebrows would make him look tough, but not too intimidating. Unfortunaltey, he did not get the results he desired and then quickly searched for a solution to the mess he had found himself in.

Innovator of the term 'gimbo'
Wocky was the first to use the phrase 'gimbo,' which was in response a remark made by Klavier. The conversation went as follows:

" klavier (@klavgav69 ): oh no, i was simply flexing my german vocabulary skills 😌"

wocky: ok gimbo (german using bimbo)

wocky:that was me using my smart ass mouth skills 😝

The death of Hatsune Miku
When the news reached Wocky, he was very upset at her loss . As everyone else scrambled to figure out the truth, Wocky did as well. He attempted to indicate a killer: Dick Gumshoe . Of course, this turned out to be false, and suspicions came to him as to why he had spun such a tale. His answer was, of course, his grief at the loss of such a pop icon and also the fact that he was told to read.

Wocky's first adopted father
After discovering long forgotten lore about his father, Wocky was adopted by Missile the dog, who Wocky quickly dubbed as Pawps. Thanks to this, they formed a tight bond. and Wocky also gained a 'grandpawps,' as Gumshoe is technically the father of Missile.

Becoming a furry...
At first, Wocky was unaware of what being a furry really meant. Eventually, though? He figured that out and felt that being a furry was just as important as being OG. His dream was finally realized when a human from another plane, ruby (@brutalitybunny ) depicted his furry form ... It is currently his icon and he will never, ever change it.

Another Wocky...!?
One day, another Wocky showed up on twitter.edu and Wocky was apprehensive... However the two of them got along swimingly and they are basically like twin brothers now.

Vicious rabies cycle
Upon seeing a dog, Wocky gave it a kiss; he also claims that in "unrelated" news he got a rabies shot around the same time as this event. Wocky was forcibly dragged to the vet by Lang and Gumshoe, got multiple rabies shots at once, but discovered this somehow gave him the ability to speak loquaciously. In order to make himself his usual wacky self, he let another rabid animal bite him. This is when his pawps spoke to him, asking him not to play with "feral animals" anymore, but Wocky made the point of Missile being one... This seems to be the clincher of what set Missile off on his world wide trip to free us from the curse of rabies once and for all.

Casino arc
Wocky, somehow, ended up in a labyrinth of casinos. He decided since he could not leave, he would simply gamble. This was a heavy price to pay. He lost literally eveything, he claims, including the very hair on his head. Lang told him since his clothes were gambled away to simply steal Apollo's clothes, so steal away he did! Lang lent him a pair of snazzy Levi's in the meantime. Lang, worried for Wocky as he was gambling still despite loosing his clothes AND hair, decided it was time for him to leave. Meanwhile, Missile planned to get Wocky's clothes back from the casino as well... Wocky suggested to Lang to do a heist, and Kay wanted in. To prep, Wocky suggested they watch "Ocean's Eleven AMVs," to which Lang agreed, and there they sat, to the dissapointment of Kay, for many hours. Of course, to no one's shock, the song titled "Sexyback" blasts whenever Lang preforms a heist with Wocky. Eventually, Wocky got out.

The "Best" of Wocky (perhaps... there is a bias?)

 * "I gotta focus. I'm shifting into feral mode." 
 * "feel good about it bro"
 * Who is Phoenix Wright related to...? (VAGUELY nsfw, but only by using 1 word. warning jic).
 * "phoenix wright cursing violently in front of my home with a hose wasn’t the way i planned on waking up from a nap but hey"
 * "me, at 10:47pm in my pjs on speaker phone with gumshoe and larry: Ok Can u stop Yelling at me at the same time i cannot understand u" 
 * GORGEST....FOX!!!! 
 * Both moments where he talks about Lang's fashion past...
 * "hatsune miku saved my life in the parking lot of a chili’s once"
 * Wocky climbs Eiffel Tower
 * Wocky's one and only ABBA song is "Dancing Queen"
 * The Fated Sniffle
 * "if one attorney killed another attorney on the moon would that be fucked up or what" 
 * "that’s it!!!!!! im officially declarin war on capitalism!!!! the time of its evil feral nature is Over......... cause i’m COMIN"