Missile (@missiledoge)

Missile, otherwise known as Hatsune Mikussile and Missile (from Ace Attorney) is an intelligent Shiba Inu who learned how to use Twitter in order to gain internet clout. When Missile began his Twitter journey in April 2019, he was solely working as a police dog for the LAPD, but has since gained three other jobs over the course of his Twitter career. Missile currently works as a prosecutor, internet pop idol sensation, and head of the Marvel Studios movie corporation. Missile is a big fan of Samurai Dogs, hot dogs sold under the name of the Samurai Franchise.

While he currently lives with Gumshoe and Larry, Missile took up the role of being Wocky's and Lang's father, who both affectionately refer to Missile as "pawps". Missile's personal idol is Missile from Ghost Trick, and Missile one day hopes to be just like his Pomeranian idol. He actually dated and married Ghost Trick Missile (@warriormissile) before his beloved pomeranian husband left to protect his lady, Miss Kamila.

It is believed Missile is written by Twitter user @rebootmon, but no one is really sure because Missile is his own dog.

Prosecutor Arc
Shortly after joining Twitter, Missile decided to take the bar exam in order to become a prosecutor. At the realization that he did not have the opposable thumbs to hold a pencil, Missile was allowed to take the exam online, and he became a lawyer shortly thereafter.

Once Missile settled into the prosecutor's office, he decided to decorate his luxurious corner office with the remains of a Fortnite llama plushie and a framed picture of a Samurai Dog.

While Miles Edgeworth (@Edgeworth_txt) was trapped in the Grand Canyon due to his teleportation powers not working, Missile watched over the chief prosecutor's office. Missile did a little bit of redecorating, replacing Edgeworth's framed suit with a giant image of a Samurai Dog, and placing an Inch the Inchworm Beanie Babie on the couch. Missile became attached to this worm and named him "Couch Worm" at Kay's suggestion. Eventually, Missile had to part with Couch Worm once Edgeworth returned, but he still allows Missile to visit his wormy friend whenever he wants.

In his trials, Missile faced off against fellow dog and defense attorney Shah'do, and the two still continue their court rivalry to this day.

Hatsune Mikussile Arc
When internet sensation Hatsune Miku was killed by a feral version of Apollo Justice, to show his sorrow towards the loss of Miku, Missile decided to put on a Hatsune Miku wig and go by the name "Mikussile". While it was eventually revealed that Miku never actually died, Missile continued to carry on the title of Mikussile and become a VOCALOID pop sensation.

Some of his hit songs include "World is Samurai Dog", "Samurai Dog Planet", "Love is Samurai Dog", and "Dog Food".

Marvel Studios Arc
After seeing Avengers: Endgame in theaters, Missile was immediately very displeased by the outcome of the movie. He sat through that garbage for three hours and was very angry about it. So angry that he, thanks to the help of his Twitter following, went to Marvel Studios and destroyed the Russo brothers with his own paws.

As his first order of business, Missile changed the title of Avengers: Endgame to Avengers: Samurai Dog, and then eventually changed the entire Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) to the Samurai Dog Cinematic Universe (SDCU). No SDCU movies have been completed yet, but Missile has told the public that each movie will star a Samurai Dog as the main actor.

Rabies Arc
At some point, Missile's adopted son, Wocky, contracted rabies. Missile was so angry about the fact that his son was contracting rabies "constantly" that he eventually used the cosmic power stored within his tiny dog body to erase rabies from existence.

Defeating rabies took a lot out of Missile, and he took up farming for a short while afterwards in order to decompress a little."'[after i have removed rabies from the world and settled down and become a farmer]""wocky: did you do it?""me: yes.""wocky: what did it cost?""me: everything....'"

Trivia

 * Even though Missile works four jobs, he is only payed in Samurai Dogs, which he does not mind because dogs do not have much use for money anyway.
 * To prove that he was the biggest fan of Ghost Trick, Missile fused himself with a cartridge of Ghost Trick on the Nintendo DS.
 * Missile is big into cosplaying. He has been shown cosplaying several characters, including Jack Frost from Shin Megami Tensei, Komasan and Komajiro from Yo-kai Watch, and Komaeda Nagito from Danganronpa.
 * Missile has amassed $1 in his lifetime, which he used to buy Sour Skittles from a vending machine.
 * Missile has three siblings: a metal detector, a fishing pole, and Gumshoe's police gun. They are all named Missile. It gets kind of confusing, but Missile has gotten used to it.