Ahlbi Ur'gaid (@ahlbiyourguide)

Ahlbi Ur'gaid, penned by @scrimmified, is the ultimate babey. He joined twitter to advertise his Khura'inese tours, but overtime devoted the account to threatening people twice his size and talking about his hatred for the government. He's been arrested 2 different times for crimes he didn't commit, although has not been caught for the ones he has committed. He's stolen at least 3 different Lamborghinis and tried to commit regicide several times. He's 9 years old.

Personality
Ahlbi is an overly excitable and very driven child who's passionate about many things. He loves his home country dearly and most of the people in it. However, he's also passionate about revolution and eating the rich. He has the habit of swinging wildly between innocence and stark, woke, realism. He works 2 different jobs (in Apollo's agency and his tour business) and has a dog, Shah'do, who is a defense attorney.

He has a criminal record due to being accused of both murder, grand treason, and arson. Due to this, he's decently afraid of jailhouses, (although he's still willing to break into them if needed.) Ahlbi is, for some reason, not afraid of actual criminals. He has an intense hatred for backstabbers and bad parental figures, but doesn't really mind that his dad killed a man. Who the hell is Glen Elg anyway? Who cares.

Furio Tigre
Furio, or "tiger dad" is Ahlbi's adopted father figure. Whether or not he's legally adopted is up for debate, and he doesn't actually live with Furio. After being inspired by Tigre's absolutely terrifying gwoar and criminal history, the two of them became a very strange pair. Ahlbi loves him a lot and would break into prison again for him if needed. However, this doesn't stop him from scaring the shit out of his father on a near constant basis.

Kay Faraday
Kay is his adopted older sister and calls him "little" on the regular. He doesn't really remember how he obtained a sister, but he looks up to her a lot. Kay teaches him lots of illegal activities, and the two of them combine their feral energy into something absolutely chaotic. They regularly pick fights with dangerous criminals and work together to lob insults and sometimes punches.

Phoenix "Bluey" Wright
He doesn't talk to his older blue brother a lot, but he respects Phoenix for helping him not get killed that one time. He would take a bullet for him if needed.

Ema Skye
Ema and her partner, a different Kay, are one of Ahlbi's adopted parent groups. She, as a member of the police force, tries not to condone her child's criminal antics. However, this doesn't stop her from cheering him on every time he goes to end Kristoph's whole career.

Dhurke Sahdmadhi
Dhurke isn't really his adopted father, but they both talk and act like he is. He treats Dhurke as a "work dad" and often comes to the older man about jail breaking advice. He's also a member of Dhurke's revolutionary group, the Defiant Dragons. Due to being adorable, Dhurke will pretty much do whatever he wants whenever he asks.

Apollo Justice
His Boss at the Sahdmadhi Law Offices in Khura'in. He has the habit of calling all Apollos his boss, not really bothering to remember which one he's employed under. He's threatened the life of Feral Apollo several times.

Nahyuta Sahdmadhi
Boomer.

Rayfa Padma Khura'in
Rayfa is both his friend and also someone he's terrified of. Her princess title and general bully aura deflect him from wanting to hang out with her, but the two of them frequently commit petty crimes together.

Pre-AARP
[LIGHT SPOILERS FOR SOJ]

Ahlbi was a khura'inese monk (in training) at Tehm'pul Temple as well as a tour guide. Due to being an orphan, he had to fend largely for himself and make his own money. He latched onto the monks in the temple as familial figures, mainly Pees'lubn Andinstan'dhin and Maya Fey. He also became close friends with a night guard named Pat Rohl. Pat would give Ahlbi clearance to sneak around restricted areas of the temple and observe historical heirlooms, due to his strong interest in Khura'inese culture.

One night after sneaking into the temple, he was approached by Rohl who was frantically asking about the stolen Founder's Orb. Rohl pointed a gun at Ahlbi's chest, causing him to panic and flee the scene. Due to events wildly out of Ahlbi's control, he was accused of both stealing the Founder's Orb (an act seen as grand treason) and murdering Pat Rohl. He was defended by a tourist, Phoenix Wright, and cleared of all charges. However, the case revealed that both Rohl and Andinstan'dhin were former criminals who had been using him for their own gain.

He continued being Phoenix's tour guide for the remainder of his holiday, tagging along in both other cases he was a part of. The longer he helped collect evidence and information, the more he questioned his home countries morals. On a whim, Shah'do helped sniff out the hideout of the Defiant Dragons, causing him to meet Datz Are'bal and Dhurke Sahdmadhi. This shook his faith even more, primarily in the legal system.

After [the events of case 5] Ahlbi decided to leave his monk training and work in Apollo Justice's law offices. Datz Are'bal made him an honorary Defiant Dragon, and gave him a tattoo on his palm. He felt a deep rooted sense of guilt for not being more helpful to the cause due to his age, and threw himself more violently into work. The betrayals of his former friends, as well as what felt like the whole country, made him terrified of abandonment. He felt the need to amass as many friends and parental figures as possible to prepare for them inevitably leaving him again.

Trivia

 * In the (brief) Adult!Ahlbi event, he stated that he had an attorney's badge, implying that he grew up to follow in Dhurke's footsteps.
 * Shah'do is a tibettan mastiff, which are known for protecting sheep from larger predators, such as tigers. As such, Shah'do is apprehensive of Tigre, and most of the large muscle men in general. If needed, he will maul someone.
 * Ahlbi frequently jumps between living conditions, and is currently the roommate of Larry Butz, who paid his arson bail.
 * His cross body bag has an endless amount of space, and he can pull whatever plot convenient thing he wants out of it.
 * Ahlbi has pointed a gun at many people, although he doesn't actually know how to shoot one.